| HOWTO: Read the Fucking Manual |
The information in this article applies
to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to read
the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic question,
you are instructed to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined #visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you
to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate a Manual, either in
printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r
and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the online version
at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index or Search feature,
locate a keyword relating to you're question/problem
- If you're using a printed manual,
flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, alternatively,
if you're using the MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results
window.
- Read the information. If you have
problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until
enlightenment is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information, please see
the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q166392 HOWTO:
Read
Q147875 HOWTO:
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Q171146 HOWTO:
Convert absolutely everything to XML
Q181290 HOWTO:
Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting edge
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How to use the HOWTO's HOWTO document
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