NT chicken |
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. |
OS/2 Chicken |
It crossed the road years ago. But who wants a big, blue slow chicken. |
Windows 95 Chicken |
You see differently colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... a chicken. |
Microsoft chicken |
It's already on both sides of the raod. And it just bought the road. |
Amiga chicken |
There are multiple chickens, crossing many raods at the same time, but they were, unfortunatley, marketed as frogs. |
OOP chicken |
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. |
Assembler chicken |
First it builds the road... |
C chicken |
It crosses the road without looking both ways first. |
C++ Chicken |
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you just refer to him on the other side. |
VB Chicken |
USHighways!Theroad.cross(achicken) |
Delphi chicken |
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side |
Java chicken |
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one on the other side |
Web chicken |
Jumps out on to the road, turns right and just keeps on running |
Gopher chicken |
Tried to run but got flattened by the web chicken |
Newton chicken |
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the street in your pocket |
Cray chicken |
Can cross the road faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first it will be fully cooked when it gets to the other side. |
Quantum Logic chicken |
The chicken is distributed probablistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course. |
Lotus chicken |
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do. |
Macintosh chicken |
No reasonable chicken would want to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to. |
COBOL Chicken |
001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. |