Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


It depends on the type of chicken...

NT chicken

Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken

It crossed the road years ago. But who wants a big, blue slow chicken.

Windows 95 Chicken

You see differently colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... a chicken.

Microsoft chicken

It's already on both sides of the raod. And it just bought the road.

Amiga chicken

There are multiple chickens, crossing many raods at the same time, but they were, unfortunatley, marketed as frogs.

OOP chicken

It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler chicken

First it builds the road...

C chicken

It crosses the road without looking both ways first.

C++ Chicken

The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you just refer to him on the other side.

VB Chicken

USHighways!Theroad.cross(achicken)

Delphi chicken

The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side

Java chicken

If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one on the other side

Web chicken

Jumps out on to the road, turns right and just keeps on running

Gopher chicken

Tried to run but got flattened by the web chicken

Newton chicken

Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the street in your pocket

Cray chicken

Can cross the road faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first it will be fully cooked when it gets to the other side.

Quantum Logic chicken

The chicken is distributed probablistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus chicken

Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do.

Macintosh chicken

No reasonable chicken would want to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

COBOL Chicken

001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
     PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
     VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
     UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
     GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.