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	<title>Costello Buys A Computer</title>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm 
thinking about buying a computer.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Mac?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">No, the names Lou.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Your computer?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Mac?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I told you, my names Lou.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">What about Windows?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Why? Will it get stuffy in here?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Do you want a computer with windows?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Wallpaper.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Software for windows?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business.  What have you got?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Office.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">I just did.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">You just did what?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Recommend something.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">You recommended something?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Yes.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">For my office?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Yes.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">OK, what did you recommend for my office?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Office.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Yes, for my office!</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">I recommend office with windows.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I already have an office and it has windows!  OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Word.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">What word?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Word in Office.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">The only word in office is office.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">The Word in Office for Windows.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Which word in office for windows?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">The Word you get when you click the blue "W."</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Yes, you want Real One.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Real One.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Of course.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Great, with what?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Real One.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">You click the blue "1."</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I click the blue one what?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">The blue "1."</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Is that different from the blue "W"?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">What word?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">The Word in Office for Windows.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">But there's three words in "office for windows"!</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">It is?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left.  It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">And that word is real one?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Money.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">That's right. What do you have?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Money.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I need money to track my money?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">It comes bundled with your computer.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">What's bundled to my computer?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Money.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Money comes with my computer?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Yes. No extra charge.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">One copy.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">Isn't it illegal to copy money?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.</speaker>
	<speaker name="Costello">They can give you a license to copy money?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Why not? THEY OWN IT!</speaker>
	<direction>Later</direction>
	<speaker name="Costello">How do I turn my computer off?</speaker>
	<speaker name="Abbott">Click on "START"...</speaker>
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