There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit.