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It was Moses who led the Jews out of slavery in Egypt and into the desert
where he gave them the Ten Commandments. (The Eleventh Commandment -- "Find
water!" -- is no longer in effect.) Extremely Reform Jews maintain that they
were not really "Commandments" at all but just "Suggestions," and that Moses
looked very dehydrated when he delivered them.
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I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt have not too many other Gods besides
me.
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Thou shalt make no graven images. This is a major religion, not a shop
class.
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Thou shalt not take the name of Adonai thy God® in vain without the express
written consent of Adonai thy God®. The name "Adonai thy God®" is the sole
property of Adonai thy God®. Any use of the name of Adonai thy God® without
the express written consent of Adonai thy God® is unauthorized and illegal
and shall be punished by Adonai thy God®.
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Remember the Sabbath, thy squash game and thy other appointments.
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Honor thy single parent.
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Thou shalt not kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery and then run for office.
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Thou shalt not steal. (Note: Not really applicable to car radios.)
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Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor when appearing
before Judge Judy.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, his servants, his flocks, or
his powertools.
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